I’m taking applicants for a wife. I’m thinking plural marriage could be a great way to raise children and not go crazy. So, I need a wife. And maybe even another husband. I don’t even think that Scott would have any objections…particularly on the part about another wife.

Requirements:

1. Love my children
2. Tolerate my husband and the dog
3. Willing to help out with household chores
4. Can contribute to household expenses

Preferences:

1. Compatible sense of humor
2. Enjoys the outdoors
3. Comparable ethical/moral beliefs

Maybe I have been re-reading the Kushiel series by Jacqueline Carey and The One Rose trilogy by Gail Dayton too much…

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